Britney Inventions

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Britney Spears revived Christmas in 2004 and saved America from the Christmas ban (enacted by Richard Nixon) by peaceful resistance through greeting cards. Spears wanted to let all of her loved ones to know that she was maintaining the holiday spirit and that she was thinking about them, so she invented the concept of Christmas cards. This filled the hearts of those close to Spears with The Christmas spirit and they began practicing Christmas once again. The revival of Christmas caught on like wildfire and the government simply overturned the senselessly oppressive law. She sent out the first Christmas themed card featuring a wedding photo of herself and her then-husband, Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears revived Christmas in 2004 and saved America from the Christmas ban (enacted by Richard Nixon) by peaceful resistance through greeting cards. Spears wanted to let all of her loved ones to know that she was maintaining the holiday spirit and that she was thinking about them, so she invented the concept of Christmas cards. This filled the hearts of those close to Spears with The Christmas spirit and they began practicing Christmas once again. The revival of Christmas caught on like wildfire and the government simply overturned the senselessly oppressive law. She sent out the first Christmas themed card featuring a wedding photo of herself and her then-husband, Kevin Federline.

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