Britney Inventions

Britney Spears is one of our generation's greatest minds! Some of her inventions include gay rights, frappuccinos, and anime. Follow BritneyInventions to stay up-to-date on Britney's Inventionography!

Anonymous asked: Do a clinical study. When I'm low on cash, I sign up to do Phase 1 clinical studies. Like, if you're a healthy US citizen, there's tons of labs that seek volunteers for that. I literally just made 5500 last week for taking small doses of this new heart medication and sitting on my ass in a facility ad doing nothing. Other, than gather my thoughts and plan out my year brainstorm some ideas. So, see if you can sign up for a study.

That’s an awesome suggestion! Thanks!

East Berlin Divided- Camcorder Fund

britneyinventions:

I know a lot of you guys don’t have money to throw around but I thought I’d ask my followers for a bit of help sharing this. I will be a college graduate in January 2015 with a degree in media production and I dream of becoming a professional director. That being said, I need a camcorder and would appreciate all the financial help I can get so I can get to work (b****) right away. I have a job right now but I don’t earn enough to save anything significant. If you reblog this post and share my Kickstarter with your followers (or give money, if you are able), I will be able to buy an essential tool that will enable to do freelance work on the side and ultimately save money to fund my first independent documentary about the formerly communist East Berlin. If 15% of my followers only gave $1, I’d have more than enough

Love and light,

Britney Inventions

Anonymous asked: Fuck Off And Die.

I’m here to stay, so you’ll just have to cope with it. Also, get some class; anon hate is tackless, childish, and cowardly.

Bye girl

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East Berlin Divided- Camcorder Fund

I know a lot of you guys don’t have money to throw around but I thought I’d ask my followers for a bit of help sharing this. I will be a college graduate in January 2015 with a degree in media production and I dream of becoming a professional director. That being said, I need a camcorder and would appreciate all the financial help I can get so I can get to work (b****) right away. I have a job right now but I don’t earn enough to save anything significant. If you reblog this post and share my Kickstarter with your followers (or give money, if you are able), I will be able to buy an essential tool that will enable to do freelance work on the side and ultimately save money to fund my first independent documentary about the formerly communist East Berlin. If 15% of my followers only gave $1, I’d have more than enough

Love and light,

Britney Inventions

Just going through some old photos and found this gem from a couple years ago. 

Just going through some old photos and found this gem from a couple years ago. 

Her “Milf in training” tank and Kabbalah bracelet match really well with the cross necklace.

Her “Milf in training” tank and Kabbalah bracelet match really well with the cross necklace.

(Source: crashlandingx, via versacepromises)

Making the long-distance thing work. Thanks Britney for inventing Skype!

Making the long-distance thing work. Thanks Britney for inventing Skype!