Britney Inventions

Britney Spears is one of our generation's greatest minds! Some of her inventions include gay rights, frappuccinos, and anime. Follow BritneyInventions to stay up-to-date on Britney's Inventionography!

Happy Labor Day!

smittenkitteninmittens asked: so britney broke up with david lucado and i broke up with my boyfriend 2 weeks ago and im sad about it too and i just feel really connected to britney on a spiritual level right now

I’m sorry to hear about your break-up! Just remember: one day you’ll find someone worth spending your life with (if that’s what you want for yourself) and every relationship before that will eventually fail. So just consider this a stepping stone to the real deal! And like you said, this whole experience is making you more Britney-like and that’s positive. WWBD? What would Britney do?

Related side note: HOW THE HELL COULD DAVID CHEAT ON HER??? He’s clearly a bit dumb.

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Britney Spears strives for professional greatness and she is dedicated to giving her audiences the best performances possible. In order to make sure she was at the top of her game, Spears invented the concept of rehearsals (1999). Thanks to rehearsals, Spears consistently delivers quality performances on stage and in the studio. Rehearsing material made Spears much more successful than her fellow performers and it was quickly adopted as an industry standard.

Britney Spears strives for professional greatness and she is dedicated to giving her audiences the best performances possible. In order to make sure she was at the top of her game, Spears invented the concept of rehearsals (1999). Thanks to rehearsals, Spears consistently delivers quality performances on stage and in the studio. Rehearsing material made Spears much more successful than her fellow performers and it was quickly adopted as an industry standard.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a fucking problem with Beyoncé

No I do not, but I appreciate your input and your web-traffic. If you have any more concerns that you’ve recently just pulled out of your ass, feel free to quench your aggressive thirst with Pepsi instead of trying to pick a fight on the internet like a desperate loser.image

Backstreet Boys- Hey Mr DJ

This was one of my favorite Backstreet Boys songs when I was a kid and I’m in a mood to share. Thinking about posting more music that I’ve been jamming lately. We’ll see.

ericdgabriel:

britneyinventions:

Not only is Britney a MJ Vanguard winner, she is the only one to have performed with all the other winners at one point in time. She’s been to work, bitch.

really? britney preformed with the beatles 

She sure did! Didn’t you watch the SuperBowl last year?

ericdgabriel:

britneyinventions:

Not only is Britney a MJ Vanguard winner, she is the only one to have performed with all the other winners at one point in time. She’s been to work, bitch.

really? britney preformed with the beatles 

She sure did! Didn’t you watch the SuperBowl last year?

Not only is Britney a MJ Vanguard winner, she is the only one to have performed with all the other winners at one point in time. She’s been to work, bitch.

Not only is Britney a MJ Vanguard winner, she is the only one to have performed with all the other winners at one point in time. She’s been to work, bitch.