Britney Inventions

Britney Spears is one of our generation's greatest minds! Some of her inventions include gay rights, frappuccinos, and anime. Follow BritneyInventions to stay up-to-date on Britney's Inventionography!

Anonymous asked: You have to know that Britney Spears did not INVENT hair dye or that style of hair dye. I just thought I'd share that and maybe you could word that differently next time. Because she most certainly did not change the world either.

But if she didn’t invent hair dye, then how did she go from brunette to blonde all the way back in 1998 before anyone ever knew the possibility of changing their natural color? I don’t know about you- but I remember it vividly. Also, if THIS (below) didn’t change the world…then I don’t know what will satisfy you…

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I’m out at a birthday party and someone started taking pictures. You could see my friend’s crotch in one of the pictures and someone said, “Girl, close your legs. We just saw your Britney.”

I died.

I’m out at a birthday party and someone started taking pictures. You could see my friend’s crotch in one of the pictures and someone said, “Girl, close your legs. We just saw your Britney.”

I died.

Anonymous asked: Britney never went 2 harvard jussayin

Thanks for submitting your concern! I’m sorry to say that you are wrong. Britney actually graduated valedictorian from Harvard and is an active part of their admissions committee. How else could Britney Spears have been Natalie Portman’s admissions counselor?

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I just saw someone post that they think that I’m feelin myself too much because of this blog. Do they even know me? I’ve always been super amused with myself, wayyy before I even started this blog. And I think that’s a positive thing- there is nothing more wonderful than making yourself smile. But thanks for thinking about me ;)

thebootportkey asked: I found your blog and my eyes have opened. I never knew BSpears was so influential. Thank you for enlightening the world. 10/10 will recommend and will always follow.

Oh wow! I’m so happy to know that Britney’s global impact has touched your soul in such a profound way. And I’m so excited to hear that you’re gonna follow me forever! It’ll be be quite a ride ;)

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Britney Spears has been a big fan of manga and anime for years and her favorite has always been Inuyasha. Spears loves Inuyasha so much that in 2012 she decided to dress up her son as Inuyasha and she dressed herself up as his partner, Kagome. At that moment, Spears had unknowingly invented costume-play, or, “cosplay”. Cosplay has become a worldwide trend and is often seen at anime conventions. The most commonly emulated characters in cosplay come from anime or video games.

Britney Spears has been a big fan of manga and anime for years and her favorite has always been Inuyasha. Spears loves Inuyasha so much that in 2012 she decided to dress up her son as Inuyasha and she dressed herself up as his partner, Kagome. At that moment, Spears had unknowingly invented costume-play, or, “cosplay”. Cosplay has become a worldwide trend and is often seen at anime conventions. The most commonly emulated characters in cosplay come from anime or video games.

Britney Spears is a good friend of fellow performer, Fergie, and was a big fan of her solo album The Dutchess (2006). To Spears’ dismay, Fergie never released any other albums after The Dutchess and her career died. That’s why Spears invented autopsies in 2009. After performing an autopsy, Spears determined that the death of Fergie’s career was self-inflicted. Spears is pictured above helping her close friend, Linda, practice autopsy on the dearly departed career of Lil’ Mama.

Britney Spears is a good friend of fellow performer, Fergie, and was a big fan of her solo album The Dutchess (2006). To Spears’ dismay, Fergie never released any other albums after The Dutchess and her career died. That’s why Spears invented autopsies in 2009. After performing an autopsy, Spears determined that the death of Fergie’s career was self-inflicted. Spears is pictured above helping her close friend, Linda, practice autopsy on the dearly departed career of Lil’ Mama.

I went to college to find myself a med student fiancé but that didn’t work out so now Im gonna try online dating with LinkedIn

It has been a while since I’ve seen traffic like this! Thank you guys for educating your followers about Britney’s great achievements. Without your reblogs, THOUSANDS of people would be ignorant to the magnitude of Britney’s impact. You are truly breaking the ice.

It has been a while since I’ve seen traffic like this! Thank you guys for educating your followers about Britney’s great achievements. Without your reblogs, THOUSANDS of people would be ignorant to the magnitude of Britney’s impact. You are truly breaking the ice.

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In response to the rampant social conservatism of the Bush Administration, Britney Spears decided to shave her head (2007). This was Spears’ public statement against the ideologies and prejudices common among conservatives. The shaving of her long hair for a more masculine hair style was considered, by some, to be the greatest feminist symbol of the decade. The year following Spears’ haircut, Barack Obama (D) was elected as president of the United States and social conservatism saw a decline in popularity. Other famous entertainers who shaved their head after Spears include Grace Jones, Natalie Portman, and Demi Moore.Related article: Britney Spears wrote the American national anthem

britneyinventions:

In response to the rampant social conservatism of the Bush Administration, Britney Spears decided to shave her head (2007). This was Spears’ public statement against the ideologies and prejudices common among conservatives. The shaving of her long hair for a more masculine hair style was considered, by some, to be the greatest feminist symbol of the decade. The year following Spears’ haircut, Barack Obama (D) was elected as president of the United States and social conservatism saw a decline in popularity. Other famous entertainers who shaved their head after Spears include Grace Jones, Natalie Portman, and Demi Moore.

Related article: Britney Spears wrote the American national anthem