Britney Inventions

Britney Spears is one of our generation's greatest minds! Some of her inventions include gay rights, frappuccinos, and anime. Follow BritneyInventions to stay up-to-date on Britney's Inventionography!

Britney Things My IRL Friends Don’t Get:
-My Baby
-edamame beans
-cool, urban, fun, interesting
-go jogging you fat fuck
-Email My Heart
-M&M tour
-prayerney

Anonymous asked: Sorry But Your Page Really Does Not Seem Very Accurate At All, Like I Know For Sure She Did Not Invent Numbers As I Learned They Where Made In Egypt At Least More Then 100 Years Ago. Learn Your Facts!

Me doing a rain dance to quench your thirsty ass.

These lyrics need to be taught in grade school because literally no one can understand what Britney is saying in Me Against the Music

"I’m up against the speaker trying to take on the music. It’s like a competition. Me against the beat. I wanna get in the zone. I wanna get in the zone. If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm. Tryna hit it. Chick-a-tah! In a minute I’ma take you on. I’ma take you on."

If you think Scream and Shout is by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears, you’re not giving enough credit to Britney and you’re giving way too much credit to will.i.am

Britney Spears

—Out From Under

Under-appreciated masterpiece

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Anonymous asked: u have made me love brit all over again with this blog thank u

I’m so happy that I could make a difference :)

Everyone posts this album cover of …Baby One More Time

Am I the only person on Tumblr who has this version?

I mean, Prayerney is cool and all but I gotta give it up for the pink background and the shoes.

In 2003, Britney Spears invented the national pastime of masturbation with the release of the track, Touch of My Hand, from her In The Zone album. Masturbation has since prevented the spread of sexually transmitted disease and unplanned pregnancies.

In 2003, Britney Spears invented the national pastime of masturbation with the release of the track, Touch of My Hand, from her In The Zone album. Masturbation has since prevented the spread of sexually transmitted disease and unplanned pregnancies.

It’s funny that people don’t question why anyone would like Nirvana, but as a Britney fan, my taste is frequently questioned as if it’s weird. It’s almost like being a Britney fan is counter-culture at this point and I kinda love that.

Britney Spears. Queen of the underground.

It’s funny that people don’t question why anyone would like Nirvana, but as a Britney fan, my taste is frequently questioned as if it’s weird. It’s almost like being a Britney fan is counter-culture at this point and I kinda love that.

Britney Spears. Queen of the underground.