Britney Inventions

Britney Spears is one of our generation's greatest minds! Some of her inventions include gay rights, frappuccinos, and anime. Follow BritneyInventions to stay up-to-date on Britney's Inventionography!
onyxblondebitch:

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Chances are, Britney Spears is your fave’s fave. And it’s also likely that Britney has no idea who your fave is or how their name is pronounced.

tbh do you know how many people try to diss her and lo and behold - their fave at one time has kissed Britney’s ass

Yea, it makes no sense when people wage stan wars against Britney when their faves bow to her and recognize Godney as their savior.

onyxblondebitch:

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Chances are, Britney Spears is your fave’s fave. And it’s also likely that Britney has no idea who your fave is or how their name is pronounced.

tbh do you know how many people try to diss her and lo and behold - their fave at one time has kissed Britney’s ass

Yea, it makes no sense when people wage stan wars against Britney when their faves bow to her and recognize Godney as their savior.

Chances are, Britney Spears is your fave’s fave. And it’s also likely that Britney has no idea who your fave is or how their name is pronounced.

Chances are, Britney Spears is your fave’s fave. And it’s also likely that Britney has no idea who your fave is or how their name is pronounced.

Anonymous asked: Your reports of her inventions lack credible sources

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Britney Spears invented animal domestication in 2008 because she wanted the peaceful coexistence of animals and humans. Because she is a performer at heart, Spears decided to dazzle the world by debuting lions and elephants as the first domesticated animals in her Circus music video. She began their domestication in August of 2008 and was able to finish their training by the end of October for her music video shoot. Afterwards, she began to domesticate the first house pets and livestock/farm animals.

Britney Spears invented animal domestication in 2008 because she wanted the peaceful coexistence of animals and humans. Because she is a performer at heart, Spears decided to dazzle the world by debuting lions and elephants as the first domesticated animals in her Circus music video. She began their domestication in August of 2008 and was able to finish their training by the end of October for her music video shoot. Afterwards, she began to domesticate the first house pets and livestock/farm animals.

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Britney Spears loves donating money to charities but she prefers the personal touch of donating her time. After meeting a man who lost his vision named Andrew Schumann, it became clear to Spears that people with no sense of vision needed help selecting matching clothes to wear. In 2001, Spears organized a network of volunteers to help style the blind called Fashion Friends and, through this organization, more than 500,000 volunteer stylists nation-wide have been paired with people in need. Spears is pictured above introducing Schumann to his new volunteer stylist at the Fashion Friends headquarters in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Britney Spears loves donating money to charities but she prefers the personal touch of donating her time. After meeting a man who lost his vision named Andrew Schumann, it became clear to Spears that people with no sense of vision needed help selecting matching clothes to wear. In 2001, Spears organized a network of volunteers to help style the blind called Fashion Friends and, through this organization, more than 500,000 volunteer stylists nation-wide have been paired with people in need. Spears is pictured above introducing Schumann to his new volunteer stylist at the Fashion Friends headquarters in New Orleans, Louisiana.

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This isn’t Britney related… but this text message is cracking me up because my boss sent it to me.

This isn’t Britney related… but this text message is cracking me up because my boss sent it to me.

Britney Spears loves donating money to charities but she prefers the personal touch of donating her time. After meeting a man who lost his vision named Andrew Schumann, it became clear to Spears that people with no sense of vision needed help selecting matching clothes to wear. In 2001, Spears organized a network of volunteers to help style the blind called Fashion Friends and, through this organization, more than 500,000 volunteer stylists nation-wide have been paired with people in need. Spears is pictured above introducing Schumann to his new volunteer stylist at the Fashion Friends headquarters in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Britney Spears loves donating money to charities but she prefers the personal touch of donating her time. After meeting a man who lost his vision named Andrew Schumann, it became clear to Spears that people with no sense of vision needed help selecting matching clothes to wear. In 2001, Spears organized a network of volunteers to help style the blind called Fashion Friends and, through this organization, more than 500,000 volunteer stylists nation-wide have been paired with people in need. Spears is pictured above introducing Schumann to his new volunteer stylist at the Fashion Friends headquarters in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Britney Spears speaks out about Lady Gaga’s career.

Britney Spears speaks out about Lady Gaga’s career.

Anonymous asked: Britney didn't invent the fedora you fucking nimrod.

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Britney Spears invented the concept of drive-thrus in 2007 after noticing that there had been an increase in child fatalities from children being left alone in vehicles. As a mother and career-woman, Spears understood that the convenience of fast food was important for many people but hated that children were dying in fast food parking lots. Spears approached McDonald’s with her drive-thru idea because she knew McDonald’s had an interest in child welfare (ex: in-store playgrounds, nutritious options for children, and toys). McDonald’s adopted Spears’ new service innovation and drive-thrus have since spread throughout America. Thanks to Spears’ innovative thinking and a deep concern for youths, children are no longer left unsupervised to die while their parents pickup meals.

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears invented the concept of drive-thrus in 2007 after noticing that there had been an increase in child fatalities from children being left alone in vehicles. As a mother and career-woman, Spears understood that the convenience of fast food was important for many people but hated that children were dying in fast food parking lots. Spears approached McDonald’s with her drive-thru idea because she knew McDonald’s had an interest in child welfare (ex: in-store playgrounds, nutritious options for children, and toys). McDonald’s adopted Spears’ new service innovation and drive-thrus have since spread throughout America. Thanks to Spears’ innovative thinking and a deep concern for youths, children are no longer left unsupervised to die while their parents pickup meals.